Watching a college football game without hot sauce stains all over your Gators t-shirt and BBQ sauce dripping down both sides of your face is enough to flag you with pass interference. After making you eat an entire tray of vegetables.
But with over 1,000 college football games remaining on the 2022 schedule, you have plenty of time to make a delicious mess out of your college football game day experience. Whether you're working over Johnsonville sweet sausages on the grill - with a cold 🍺 in your ✋, of course - or surrounded by drunk buddies on your couch.
Here are 10 'Bet ✓' food items that not will have you doing a touchdown dance in your driveway, but will definitely help you score big-time during your college football homegating experience.
1.) 🍕: Sausages, mushrooms and pepperoni 🍕, please. Nothing smells better than Nick Saban and a pair of shoulder pads - after 60 minutes - than a '16 inch 🍕 on college football gameday. Sharing the 🍕 with your friends is optional.
2.) 🐔 wings: 🐔 wings are so college football, they should have their own band section since you can eat 🐔 wings breaded or unbreaded, and marinated in a variety of flavors. Go boneless and cue up the BBQ sauce - with plenty of hot sauce on the side. Send the celery and carrots for a walk with the trombone player.
3.) Chips and guacamole: Your college football gameday homegating experience should definitely be dipped in homemade guacamole - after you bag the perfect tortilla chips. (Note: Non-scooping your homemade guacamole while watching a college football game is grounds for a booth review of your unethical eating habits.
4.) Grilled sausages: Knowing the sweet Johnsonville sausages you put on your grill right before kickoff are turning up golden in time for another cold 🍺 is enough reason to sit through an entire quarter of Alabama vs. Mercer on the SEC Network. Add some sweet peppers to your Johnsonville sausages .. and you might be dreaming of a date with Ms. Terry by halftime.
5.) Potato chips: Potato chips, especially BBQ potato chips, are are the perfect snack for you to survive your college football gameday homegating experience without having to worry about staining your wife's $800 hand bag with sticky fingers or high-fiving your best friend after a 65-yard touchdown pass. Even nuts would work if you want to make it through four quarters with cleaner hands than your average college football gameday slub.
6.) Burgers: Burgers - well-cooked burgers - are essential to any and all college football gameday homegating experience(s). I mean ... I see some of you already wiping the mustard and relish off your face.
7.) Hot dogs: Whether your college football gameday homegating experience is kid-friendly or not, a branded hot dog - with an extra sizzle right off your grill - is a good way to balance things out at halftime. Even if the your favorite college football team is down 30 points.
8.) Steaks: The ladies in the room will dig your snub depth on college football gameday if you take the time to cut up a couple medium rare steaks - to match with grilled veggies.
9.) Meatballs: Meatballs done right are like a fumble recovery at your opponent's 4-yard-line with 1:54 left on the clock - they're a game-changer and a great source of protein. Only a glass of 🍷 and some sauteed greens can make your college football gameday homegating meatballs even more of a soul-satisfying experience.
10.) Shrimp cocktail: Put a smile on that sad supermarket shrimp tray with some spicy flour before tossing your shrimp in a skillet - until golden crispy. Add some chili sauce, Tabasco and a touch of lemon to really 🔥 up your college football gameday homegating experience.
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