Don't blame anybody else, but yourself because you decided it was a good idea to buy 16 Tua Tagovailoa signed jerseys, in addition to 36 rookie cards of one of 'Nick's Kids' after the Miami Dolphins selected Tagovailoa the 5th overall pick of the 2020 NFL Draft.
Look at you, now. You're stuck with a sports memorabilia investment even Tua Tagovailoa, himself, would not want to touch right this very minute given his fractured future, among other things, as starting quarterback of your favorite NFL team.
And your wife just surprised you for your birthday with two mini-helmets signed by you know who .. But lucky for you, it's Week 4 in the NFL and 'Bet ✓' has you covered. So, don't even think about selling us on one of those awful, No. 1 Tua Tagovailoa jerseys.
Colts @ Dolphins (-2), 1 p.m., CBS
Miami, despite a below .500 record, has covered ATS in two of their three games, thanks in part to respectable showings by their defense, including last week in an OT setback vs. Las Vegas. Now, the Dolphins return to Hard Rock Stadium, where they were egged by a division rival just two weeks ago, as short home favorites against the depleted Colts, still facing uncertainty at starting QB and waiting for Jonathan Taylor .. while plagued with injuries along the offensive line, asked to block for 60 minutes, at least, against an above-average defense line.
Panthers @ Cowboys (-4), 1 p.m., Fox
These Cowboys, 3-0 ATS, don't have the look of your grandpa's Wranglers. Dallas, off a MNF bird feast, host a second straight home game; this time against a well-rested Carolina team, coming off healthy servings of Jets, Saints and Texans to start the season. Meanwhile, the Cowboys, who are undervalued in our opinion, have true depth across the board and are much-improved on defense.
Steelers (+6.5) @ Packers, 4:25 p m., CBS
Perfect buy low spot with the Steelers, who just about everyone has given up on after just three weeks, getting almost a touchdown on the road against a defensively flawed opponent. Never mind, one coming off a short week after a SNF win over an arch-rival. Not only do the Steelers need it more, but they have enough talent to at least hang inside the number.
Fish dip: The Dolphins (-2), minus QB Tua Tagovailoa for the second straight week, host the Indianapolis Colts at Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens, Florida.
Raiders @ Chargers (+3.5)
About those Tua cards .. Just kidding. The Chargers, home underdogs in the this spot, are armed with a real 🌟 at QB, and he's getting the Raiders, who have already played Baltimore, Pittsburgh and Miami, to criss-cross for a divisional game. Add a good defense and Derek Carr might have a rough time of it trying to find open receivers.