Wins Stock: 2023 MLB Over/Under Totals (Ranking) For All 30 Teams

MLB Opening Day 2023 is on Thursday and with 4,860 games, potentially, on the schedule, there are plenty of opportunities for baseball bettors. I also want to educate and motivate you to make better decisions when it comes to betting on MLB action. With the start of the season just days away, here are revisited my Over/Under Win Totals rankings for all 30 teams.

(Note: Please check out your favorite sportsbook for updated MLB Win Totals and odds. While open to partnerships with sports/sports betting partners, I have no affiliation with BetMGM.)

30.) Oakland A's: Sadly, getting a reasonable price to bet on/against the A's (59.5) will be impossible in 2023. Although, Kyle Muller might be worth a few sprinkles on occasion - including on Opening Day. But wake me up when the A's, who still believe in looking sharp, especially when they cover up in lots of green and gold, start trying to make us a little money. 

29.) Colorado Rockies: Even, bets on  over run totals involving the punch less Rockies (67.5) might be a thing of the past. At least, you can bet on Kris Bryant being around, in case you need cash. Or a new humidor.

28.) Washington Nationals: If you can name two Nationals players in less than a minute, you deserve to win all your bets on Washington (60.5) anytime this year.

27.) Pittsburgh Pirates: Do you trust any team betting on Rich Hill's left arm to go over a win total of (67.5)? I thought so.

26.) Cincinnati Reds: I'm betting the Reds (64.5) are going to get 10 wins apiece from Hunter Green and Nick Lodolo. But I'm not running to the betting window, just yet.

25.) Detroit Tigers: Austin Meadows, and Spencer Torkelson are solid bets to delay trips to the bathrooms at Comerica Park. However, the Tigers (69.5) pitching staff is also a solid bet to make you sick.

24.) Kansas City Royals: The game of baseball requires a pitching mound, so not even an endless supply of Kansas City barbecue might be able to get the Royals (68.5) near their over/under wins total. But young players such as Bobby Witt and MJ Melendez intrigue, if not make you think hard about betting Royals to go 'Over'.

23.) Arizona Diamondbacks: Get your bets in now on Zac Gallon making a serious run for the 2023 Cy Young Award. After you think about betting on the D'Backs (75.5) to go way 'Over'.

22.) Seattle Mariners: Hooray.We know all about Luis Castillo, Robbie Ray, Logan Gilbert and George Kirby. But the M's (88.5), feeling like a stretch to reach 89 wins, tend to go hitless in Seattle for long stretches. (Note: ✓ the 2022 MLB Playoffs)

 

21.) Cleveland Guardians: Is Jose Ramirez and an okay pitching staff enough to convince you the Guardians (87.5) are going over their current wins total? No.

20.) Milwaukee Brewers: Take advantage of the Brewers (87.5) quality pitching staff and track those game run totals, whenever you see a solid chance to profit. Milwaukee did little to improve their offense. Otherwise, I'm not betting on the Brewers to shake up the NL Central. Or Corbin Burnes for some more money.  

19.) Tampa Bay Rays: I bet the Rays (88.5) small market narrative, which they've squeezed everything out of in recent years, finally implodes. With or without, Wander Franco. 

18.) Atlanta Braves: Despite spending millions of dollars to keep their core players together, I'm betting too many things have to go right for the Braves (95.5), already dealing with key injuries (*K. Wright), to win the NL East, again. I'm not betting on it to happen.

17.) St. Louis Cardinals: Last I saw, the Cardinals (89.5) offense, still big on Nolan Arenado and Paul Goldschmidt, was getting 00000000 by the Phillies. Use caution if betting on the Cardinals, even with all those young pitching arms.

16.) Minnesota Twins: The Twins (82.5) 

doubled down on Carlos Correa. I'm doubling/betting on Pablo Lopez, traded to Minnesota from Miami in the off-season, never shaving his beard, again. Stay warm, Pablo. 

15.) Baltimore Orioles: No, I didn't crash into a bird on my run. If top prospects Grayson Rodriguez and DL Hall rattle the starting rotation, the O's (76.5) are a smart bet to pick up where they left off a year ago and cover the o/u total here. 

14.) Boston Red Sox: Alex Cora might opt for a Dunkin Donuts diet, after taking a real good look at the Red Sox (77.5) 2023 Opening Day lineup. I'm betting you should lockdown your favorite trash can.

13.) Miami Marlins: A sucker for nostalgia, I'm betting Jazz Chisholm Jr., now a video game cover boy and a center fielder no longer begging for All-Star Game votes from the shortstop position, and the rest of the Marlins (74.5), celebrating their 30th year anniversary, are about to cook up something fresh en La Pequeña Havana.

Looks 'Over': RHP Sandy Alcántara, the 2022 National League Cy Young Award winner, makes the Miami Marlins a smart bet to shake up the NL East in 2023. Photo: Getty  📸

The Marlins pitching staff, led by Sandy Alcántara & Friends (Johnny Cueto, Edward Cabrera, Sixto Sanchez, Jesus Luzardo and Trevor Rogers), is also going to stuff the NL East with Cuban sandwiches. The Marlins, underpriced in my opinion, are a live 'dog to win the NL East. Especially, with the Braves, Mets and Phillies all nursing significant injuries to start the season. 

(I'm also all on select "Flashback Fridays", when the Marlins will wear pinstripe teal uniforms as a throwback to 1997.)

 

12.) Los Angeles Dodgers: Are you betting on the Dodgers (96.5), a very proud franchise currently counting on a bunch of faceless players, to muster up enough offense and revive Clayton Kershaw in order to outlast the Padres in the NL West? 

We're not betting it, here.

11.) Chicago Cubs: I bet you didn't know Dansby Swanson is the Cubs (77.5) new shortstop. I'm betting Swanson and a very under-the-radar pitching staff are about to make Wrigley Field a lot of fun, again. 

10.) San Francisco Giants: I like teams such as the Giants (80.5), counting on leftovers (Michael Conforto, Mitch Haniger) after swinging and missing on a pair of big fish (Carlos Correa and Aaron Judge). The Giants, betting on plenty of pitching depth behind Logan Webb, will be a serious problem, if Conforto and Haniger stay out of the trainer's room.

9.) Chicago White Sox: Not having Tony La Russa around anymore, in addition to playing in a weak division, make the Sox (84.5) a solid bet to win at least 85 games, and hang in the American League Central. 

(Bet Tip: The White Sox, always good for a Cuban connection, have one in 2023.)

8.) New York Yankees: Same old story with the Yankees (95.5), but does resigning Judge, Anthony Rizzo and adding Carlos Rodon (to a pitching staff already out Nestor Torres and Frankie Montas) make them legit World Series contenders? I'm betting there's a chance this Yankees experiment goes sideways.

7.) San Diego Padres: Adding Michael Wacha, who apparently will work anywhere, and is coming off a career rebirth in Boston, was an off-the-radar move. 

It also makes the Padres (93.5), serious World Series contenders, even better. No matter, what the Dodgers do.

6.) Los Angeles Angels: If not now, then when will Otani, Mike Trout and the rest of the Angels (80.5) put it all together? 

5.) Texas Rangers: Watching Greg Maddox sitting on a golf cart, while trying to teach anything to Jacob deGrom, Nathan Eovaldi and Jon Gray is enough to make you want to bet the Rangers (82.5) to win a lot of baseball games this season. Unless, all this goes bad.

4.) New York Mets: The Mets (95.5) are betting on Justin Verlander to carry a pitching staff with plenty of depth questions, and more of the same from Francisco Lindor, Brandon Nimmo, Pete Alonso and Starling Marte. Don't bet it.

3.) Philadelphia Phillies: Can the Phillies (88.5), out Harper to start the season and Hoskins for all of 2023, bet on Nola and Wheeler to carry them deep into the summer? Make your bets cautiously.

2.) Houston Astros: Too many things need to go right, including a repeat performance from Jeremy Peña. I'm betting the Astros (96.5) will not win the World Series for a second straight year.

1.) Toronto Blue Jays: The Blue Jays (92.5) are so young and talented, even the real Jose Berrios might decide to join them soon, and help you cash a lot of betting tickets this season. I'm also betting, you didn't know Don Mattingly has a grudge against the Yankees.

Swinging by the Palm Beaches: Everything you need to know about The Honda Classic at PGA National

The Honda Classic, taking place February 23-26 at PGA National in Palm Beach Gardens, Florida, features some of the world's top golfers swinging away at one of the most grueling golf courses on tour - amid the scenic and inviting backdrop of the Palm Beaches. 

A favorite stop on the PGA Tour, The Honda Classic also attracts golf fans from over the world, all ready to tee off on everything the tournament offers from start to finish, at PGA National.

Need to buy tickets for The Honda Classic? Don't know how to get to PGA National? Need a primer on what to wear to The Honda Classic? Here is everything you need to know about attending The Honda Classic at PGA National in Palm Beach Gardens, Florida: 

Where is The Honda Classic taking place

The Honda Classic will be held at PGA National in Palm Beach Gardens, Florida. Located at 400 Avenue of the Champions, Palm Beach Gardens, FL, 33418, PGA National can be assessed by taking I-95 to PGA Blvd. (westbound exit).

Go west on PGA Blvd. to Avenue of the Champions and make a left (south), before following the signs for parking. (Exit at PGA Blvd., if using the Florida Turnpike.)

Where are my Honda Classic tickets 

Need to purchase tickets to The Honda Classic? Weekly Grounds Tickets ($195), Daily Grounds Passes ($75), among other ticket packages, are available to purchase now at www.Hondaclassic.com or by calling 1-844-846-6328. (Kids under 15 get in free with the purchase of an adult ticket.)

How much is parking at The Honda Classic 

General Parking is $10. However, if you 

drive a Honda or Accord, Parking at The Honda Classic is .. free. (Note: With the tournament losing Honda as it's title sponsor, this is the last time you will be able to take advantage of this sweet golf deal.)

Ballenisles Parking is $25 and accessible adjacent to the entrance of Ballenisles Country Club (eastbound side of PGA Boulevard).

PGA of America Parking (Lot) is $50 (Saturday and Sunday only) and is located on Avenue of the Champions (just south of PGA Boulevard). 

Shuttle service will be available from all parking lots to the main entrance of The Honda Classic. 

How Do I Pay At The Honda Classic 

The Honda Classic is a cashless golf tournament. So, be prepared to have your favorite credit card or debit card when paying for parking, tickets and concessions.

What should I wear to The Honda Classic 

It's typically warm and windy this time of year at The Honda Classic. 

A pair of sneakers, a hat, some cool shades and plenty of sunscreen will make you feel like you just hit your best golf shot. And looking cool with all your golf buddies.

What will I be able to enjoy at The Honda Classic It's okay if that wasn't you making Tiger Woods sweat during the last round of the 2002 Masters. You don't have to exactly be a golf pro or golf enthusiast to enjoy The Honda Classic, always filled of fun hostility tents guaranteed to keep you entertained. 

Not enough? The Honda Classic will also will have you choosing from their many food and drink options throughout PGA National.

What can I do in the Palm Beaches while also enjoying The Honda Classic 

The Palm Beaches, it's pleasant and inviting weather, offers endless miles of sandy beaches, top-tier restaurants and diverse entertainment - all within a short drive from PGA National, so it's a guarantee you won't miss any of the action at The Honda Classic. 

Sizing up the course: Sepp Straka lines up a shot at the 2022 Honda Classic in route to his first career PGA Tour win.

What can you bring to The Honda Classic 

Bags must be 6 inches by inches or smaller.

All mobile phones must be on silent mode.

Binoculars without cases.

Seat cushions without carrying case.

Umbrellas without sleeves.

Collapsible chairs without chair bags.

All sound devices (with headsets).

Do I get anymore tips before making plans to attend The Honda Classic

A.) Avoid all the parking stuff by setting up a ride (on your favorite app) to The Honda Classic. 

B.) Golfers rarely sign autographs on the golf course. So, leave your Rickie Fowler bobblehead doll behind.

C.) Stay still and be quiet when you see a marshall hold up a sign. It means a golfer is nearby trying to concentrate on hitting a golf ball.

D.) Plan on drinking plenty of water. It can get hot and you need to stay hydrated while chasing your favorite golfer at The Honda Classic. 

Bet It: Heat vs. Nets (Over 211.5)

Despite coach Eric Spoelstra continuing to bet that plenty of Heat fans will eventually fall in love with his team, if not buy up courtside seats in Miami, no matter what the cost, betting anything right now on the Heat, 2-1 straight up in their last three games, is risky biz including tonight on the road vs. the Nets.

The Nets (-1), who turned their roster upside down after trading Kyrie Irving and Kevin Durant, are 1-2 straight up since the trade deadline, but the losses came against worthy opponents in the Sixers and Knicks. 

So, let's give Spencer Dinwiddie, Mikal Bridges and Nic Claxton a bit more time to cut it up with a healthy Seth Curry. FYI: The Nets could develop into one of the best defensive teams in the league.

While lingering in the Eastern Conference, Miami (+1), which on a lot of nights resembles a G-League squad unworthy of any kinda of seats requiring your cash, will be without Tyler Herro (knee), Victor Oladipo (ankles), and Kyle Lowry (knee) tonight vs. the Nets. 

Coming off a home loss to Denver, a couple nights after surviving in OT at Orlando and needing a last-second, game-winning dunk at home vs. Houston last Friday night, the Heat will be playing for the fourth night in six days.

Miami, which did nothing before the NBA trade deadline to improve an uninspiring offense, especially when Herro isn't on the floor, continues to bet on Jimmy Butler and Bam Adebayo on most nights to fill much of the stat sheet. So, it's hard to bet on the Heat in this spot. 

The Nets, for all their instability on offense right now, did manage to score 106 points against the Knicks on Monday night.

My Pick: We're betting against the market here and going over the game total of 211.5

Bet on plenty of points in Brooklyn: Bet on the Heat vs. Nets to go over 211.5 points tonight.

Fishing For Nostalgia; Over 72.5 Wins: 3 Reasons To Like 2023 Marlins To Go Over Their Projected Win Total

The last two seasons have been lonely fishing trips for the Miami Marlins, who have stayed under-70 wins, including in 2022 when the 'Fish reeled in just 68 wins despite the services of National League Cy Young Award winner, Sandy Alcántara. 

But with Alcántara leading a solid pitching rotation, a new manager (Skip Schumaker) in place and a few key off-season tweaks to the their lineup, including moving Jazz Chisholm Jr. to center field, getting over 72.5 wins feels like a smart bet on the 2023 Miami Marlins. 

After you call your best friend in Las Vegas, Nevada, because sports betting is still off limits in Florida and I only promote winning propositions around here. 

(Note: Take a look around this blog.)

Here are 3 reasons why the 2023 Miami Marlins to go over their projected win total of 72.5 could be a big splash, if not a winning bet for all MLB bettors in 2023!

(Hint: I'm big into betting intuition and acumen. I'm also a sucker for nostalgia.)

1.) Nostalgia: Nobody knows, not you, me or your favorite parking attendant at loanDepot Park, if Jazz Chisholm Jr., an infielder by trade, is going to handle center field on a regular basis this season. He might be good enough to play 2023 MLB The Show in-between pitches or so bad ..  Junior Felix will be out there by mid-April. 

I'm also not sure if the Marlins are a good bet to score 5 runs in a single game - against your son's tee-ball team right now. 

But I am a big believer in timing and circumstance when it comes to sports.

And the Marlins, celebrating a 30th year anniversary this season and desperate to keep a starved fan base hooked for the entire 2023 season, would love to be called upon to start building a National League MVP campaign in about five months, all around Chisholm Jr., a good player, not a spectacular one.

I also dig the pinstripe teal uniforms the Marlins will be dusting off this season. 

So, that's good enough reasons for me.

2.) Timing: Despite at times looking like they rather all be fishing with Derek Jeter in Islamorada or eating free food inside 'Sandy's Beach', the Marlins managed to win 68 games (68!) last season, and that was all before Alcántara bagged the 2022 National League Cy Young Award. 

The Marlins, for those just checking in after watching Rihanna smell the sweat off her crotch like eight times, do must of their fishing in the NL East, which is a bit of bad news. However, the good news is that the Marlins, thanks to the revamped MLB schedule, will not have to play their divisional opponents 19 times apiece this season. 

The Marlins, if you haven't noticed, also fare well against the Mets and Phillies. So, just add those six combined wins against the Pirates and A's ... and cash our Marlins over 72.5 win total bet already!

3.) Talent: Hopefully, Pablo López, who is about to go from a top-tier National League pitcher to a back-of-the-rotation pitcher in the American League, is betting on his beard to keep him real warm in Minnesota. 

The Marlins, meanwhile, will plug Luis Arraez, who they received from the Twins in a trade for Lopez, to the top of their lineup, and watch the 2022 AL batting champ actually make things happen; like hit singles, score runs and stuff. 

Jean Segura, a free agent pick up, is also a solid bet to put his bat on the baseball, score some runs, make plenty of routine plays on defense and teach you how to dance merengue. 

After, he helps an improved Marlins offense score plenty of more runs and watch his teammates run like crazy around the bases this season. 

Not enough to convince you the 2023 Miami Marlins are going to win 73 games (at least)  this season?

With a rotation potentially featuring Alcántara, Johnny Cueto, Jesús Luzardo, Edward Cabrera, Trevor Rogers and Sixto Sanchez, the Marlins could also easily make a case they have the best starting pitching in the entire NL East. In fact: Buck Showalter might be crying somewhere in Port St. Lucie, right this very second. 

Bet on this: RHP Sandy Alcántara, the 2022 National League Cy Young Award winner, makes the Miami Marlins a good bet to go over 72.5 total wins for the 2023 MLB season.

Boat Drip: 4 Things To Do At The 2023 Miami International Boat Show

Boat lovers rejoice! 

The 2023 Miami International Boat Show takes place from February 15-19 at the Miami Beach Convention Center, in addition to other exciting boat show locations such as the Venetian Marina, Museum Park Marina, and Yacht Haven Grande Miami. 

Widely regarded as the world's largest boat and yacht show, The 2023 Miami International Boat Show will unite boat lovers from all over the world. 

Here are 4 things to do at The 2023 Miami International Boat Show: 

 1.) Buy a ⛵🚢: All about the boater's life? Ready to become a new boat owner? Whether you're looking for an expansive power boat at the Miami Beach Convention Center or a luxurious motor yacht at Herald Plaza, The 2023 Miami International Boat Show, featuring thousands of brands and models, will the perfect place to buy a boat of your own.

2.) Get A (Boat) 🔧 Fix: Are you a boat owner looking for the right answers to your boat questions? Ask about your new boat engine at The 2023 Miami International Boat Show How-To-Center, where you will be able to ask boating and tech experts whatever boat maintenance questions you may have and get first-hand tips and advice. 

Boats This Way: The 2023 Miami International Boat Show will be held from Feb. 15-19. Check the event's website for more information. 

3.) Enjoy Off The Hook 🐟🎣 Seminar Tips: Are you looking to take your fishing game to the next level? The 2023 Miami International Boat Show will feature interactive activities and demos for kids and adults as some of your favorite fishing captains will be ready to show you some of their off the hook fishing techniques. Free rods and reels will also be available for all participants. 

4.) Go For A water 💦 Dive: Are you looking to go for a real splash and step out of your comfort zone (at the 2023 Miami International Boat Show)? Step into the AquaZone, where 2023 Miami International Boat Show guests will receive personal experiences with watersports and related products. 

(General admission one-day tickets are $42 for adults and $16 for children. General admission two-day tickets are $72 for adults. All active military, first responders, and veterans receive complementary general admission on Sunday, February 19th. For more info. visit www.miamiboatshow.com)

Props to Chiefs vs. Eagles: Super Bowl LVII Betting Preview Part 2

Don't have a betting opinion on who is going to win Super Bowl LVII: Chiefs or Eagles? No worries, my betting friends! 

With the biggest sports betting event of the year almost here, it's the perfect time to make a case for a few of the many betting props set for Super Bowl LVII.

My Prediction: Gardner Minshew will play in Super Bowl LVII. (I'm no expert on how to grow a mustache, but I promise you Super Bowl LVII will get a little hairy before the sound of the final whistle. 🏦

Here comes .. the Gatorade

Imagine, Chiefs head coach Andy Reid tripping all over himself in search of his eyeglasses as Patrick Mahomes tries to douse him with another bucket of brown Gatorade? 😁 Fat chance? Think again, my betting friends! Yes. You can bet on what color of Gatorade will be poured over the winning head coach's head at the end of Super Bowl LVII.

You can also bet it right now if you want.

Note: I drink Gatorade.

Pour it on me: Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid gets a Gatorade shower. The Gatorade prop bet, one of the most out-of-box bets available to bettors to make for Super Bowl LVII, is (+175) on the yellow/green. Photo Courtesy: The Kansas City Star 

Largest lead Under 14.5 points (at any point during Super Bowl LVII)

The reality is Chiefs vs. Eagles in Super Bowl LVII has generated less juice in two weeks than one of Tom Brady's walks on the beach did in dos minutos. 

So, what better way to get all the TV gasbags on your favorite sports network screaming at once on Monday morning, than with a back-and-forth game that comes down to the final seconds? 

Even Stephen A. Smith would forget that Valentine's Day is on Tuesday, if Gardner Minshew leads the Eagles on a 76-yard game-winning drive and rally Philly from a 14-point deficit in Super Bowl LVII. 

All you have to do (right now) is bet $140/$135 to win $100. You can also bet more or less money, but make sure you always, always bet very responsibly. 

Patrick Mahomes Over 16.5 rushing yards 

Either, Patrick Mahomes is trolling the entire NFL community or his medicine cabinet is fatter than yours or mine. 💊 💉

Sorry, but I've been around too long to believe Mahomes, now on almost two weeks of recovery time after suffering a high right ankle sprain, isn't speed walking to his favorite steakhouse in Glendale, Arizona right about now. 🍖 👟

And I wouldn't be able to stop laughing if Mahomes, who rushed for over 20 yards in 10 games this season, scores on a 25-yard touchdown run against an Eagles defense  that while very good at times leaves the middle of the field wide-open. 

Start running to the cash window now!!

(Please check your favorite sports book for updated odds.)